Virgin Still A Virgin, NY Times Reports
Have YOU been on MSNBC?
Krohn, the autodidact-turned-demagogue who got famous for elucidating Republican values as only a 13-year-old can, has been busy since he realized that he was "naïve" way back in, uh, 2009. He's written many decent things! He's dropping out of NYU so he can work as a journalist in Iraq! But the bros cracking the lukewarm Nattys in the Daily Caller's office can still reliably mock him for, you know, not getting laid.
In the midst of all the upheaval in his life, the one thing that has remained constant (“unfortunately,” he said) is his virginity. Interests like comic books and “Star Trek” aren’t exactly chick magnets (he recently tweeted about the “pre-anniversary of the Vulcans making first contact with Humans in 2063!”). Nor does it help that Mr. Krohn himself has written about his sexual status more than once.
Nor does it help that it's repeated in the Paper of Record (or does it?)
*The Gods of Coitus are also just two sugar gliders wearing these weird sequined harnesses. They are not to be trusted.